remember fisher price little people ...? i don't mean the big, fat, chunky safe ones they have now, i mean the little esophagus sized ones they had when *i* was a kid. they had little round heads and their bodies were armless and the same all around and peg-like bodies so that you could poke the little fireman into his little firetruck and then you could take him to the little people's gas station and fill the fire truck up with the little gas nozzle that was attached to the pump with a piece of string.

i remember i liked the brown-haired little people the best 'cause their little brown plastic helmets of hair looked like chocolate so i would try to eat them so all of my brown-haired little people had teethmarks on their heads.