2004-01-13 - 9:45 a.m.

clipper

can i write an entry that isn't bitching about the cold? it would seem not.

today toronto is in the grips of what our local friendly weather people are calling "an Alberta Clipper" which is a massive cold front that brings gusting winds and horribly frigid temperatures.

i just finished walking to work, and i have decided to declare today "Kick Someone From Alberta" day. Have any friends? Family? Neighbours from Alberta? Haul off and give them the boot. Exclaim "Thanks for the effing clipper, a-hole!" and then run away quickly, escaping any kind of retribution. my boyfriend spent a large portion of his youth in Alberta, which I think counts, so you can rest assured when i see him tonight he's going to get my foot in his ass.

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