am i vague enough for you ..? just as long as you're suddenly as confused as i am, then it's all good. hehehehe ...

went birthday shopping for corona last night, and spike and i found her a kick-ass gift. i am not going to get into what it is here -- she reads this, you know!!! -- but i will give one hint: i hope i never get to see her use it. HA! as she reads this she's probably thinking that i'm giving her a giant dildo.

well ... who knows ...? maybe i am .....!

work has been crazy lately, but it's good 'cause i've been kept busy and the days are just flying by. with three jobs heavily on the go, i am constantly getting shifted around. i'll get into a groove working on one thing, then my boss will come over to my closet, open it's heavy dungeon door, flood my dark and creepy corner with light and say "i need this and this and this" ... for some other client, as i squint and blink at him. then he'll leave me to it, shutting me back into darkness with a "creeeeeeeeeeek!!! and a "THUD!!!!"

such is the life of the mole people.

oh, speaking of my boss: i caught him looking at porn the other day at work. i passed by his officec on the way to the bathroom and he was looking at this porn spam email. as big as life on his screen: the word MILF and a picture of a nekkid woman [ MOM!!!!! ] bent over a chair getting "de bidness" from behind. he shut the window quickly, but not quickly enough [ AMATEUR!!! ] and i went on my way, giggling to myself on the toilet. on my way BACK i noticed him struggling to shut down a browser window with the actual SITE in it. i'd caught him AGAIN! and i giggled to myself in my closet. the incident has been neatly stored away in my memory banks to be used at a later date when he decides to bust me for my "recreational emailing" ... i can't wait to use the line: "so MILF.com is a prospective client, then ...?"