walked around work today for what i figure was about two hours with my fly open. I have a pink embroidered flower on the front of my underwear.

embarrassing.

weirdness.

i just read my horoscope from eye magazine this week, and it said something in it like this: "Googling your own name brings surprising search results. And a possible lawsuit."

so, naturally, i googled. and i found out that there is a PR director for Thomas Cook in the UK named Alexis Coles [ call her and say hello at (44) 207 908 4320 or 01780 458054 !!! ] ... and then there's this:

www.alexis-coles.com

frankly, i am squirming with excitement to find out what is going to go on there.

perhaps pictures of me with my fly open?