so this weekend my friend rizpickles has been staying over, and we�re taking complete advantage of the whole �girls night� thing ( really when you think about it, it�s been more of a girls� weekend ) ... we�ve been drinking our faces off, eating great food, discussing penises at great length ( and OF great length, ha ha ha ) and eating JUNK.

even though my struggle to lose weight continues, this weekend it�s out the window ... it�s been all about the beers, the wine, the cheese omlettes, and tonight: the nestle sundae.

i don�t know if you�ve ever had one of these babies but they�re the shit. DAMN BITCHES with the chocolate fudge, the nice smooooooooth ice cream and hunks of brownies, i don�t think there�s a finer tasting thang in the entire world.

we grabbed a hunk of movies from spike�s house ( we just got back from there, after having beers and stir-fry with spike, scabby, corona and spike and scabby�s dad ) like adaptation, go, old school ( will farrell is my baby daddy ), the animatrix, and the hole, so tomorrow�s plan is:

1) eat an �old cheddar-broccoli-red onion-white onion-hunks o� ham-mushroom omlette
2) sit on our asses
3) smoke cigarettes� 4) drink wine
5) watch movies
6) talk about penises
7) listen to fucking GOOD music
8) shower at .. um ... maybe 5 p.m.

right now we�re watching a re-run of SNL with john turturro hosting, back in that ONE season that�s rare, but has the CHERRY cast of janeane garafalo, chris elliot, one of the kids in the hall mark mckinney, jay mohr, adam sandler and mike meyers. i don�t think you could ask for a better combination.

i am now going to go smoke and have some more beer and ice cream. pray for my thighs.